Mate, it’s got to be a donner. Donner with chips.
Extra chilli – I’m fucking mad for spice, fucking love it, even though it stains like fuck.
Where's it from? South America? You buy your chillies from Chile, do you?
Don't worry about me, I'm like that McIntyre bastard.
A funny fuck.
He's got a roadshow like Radio 1, fucking Kylie Minogue.
I bet she doesn't like kebabs. You get her in here often, do you?
Salad? You're asking if want salad? You having a laugh? Do I look like I eat salad?
Don’t answer that, bruv, don’t take the piss.