"OMG," said Doctor Scott.
"I literally LMFAO," said Kay.
Kay was admitted to St Mary's hospital. There, a lovely nurse fitted him a new ass but warned that he would no longer be able to bathe or use a hottub. And his TV reception might be affected but that hardly ever happened.
When Kay got home, he stood at his computer and unfollowed all those who might ever tweet funny content but especially @tommycm.