Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Ass

"OMG," said Doctor Scott.

"I literally LMFAO," said Kay.

Kay was admitted to St Mary's hospital. There, a lovely nurse fitted him a new ass but warned that he would no longer be able to bathe or use a hottub. And his TV reception might be affected but that hardly ever happened.

When Kay got home, he stood at his computer and unfollowed all those who might ever tweet funny content but especially @tommycm.

2 comments:

Marisa Birns said...

Yes, that @tommycm guy seems to be trouble.

Cookies 'n cream will do.

Richard Wiseman said...

Third thing to make me laugh out loud today. Thanks. I look on your words, but I don't despair; I laugh.